So! A little over a week ago, Classic FM posted a quiz to help you determine “How good is your taste in music?” It asks you about the last album you bought, whether you approve of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s existence, and which recording of Glenn Gould’s Goldberg Variations you prefer, then passes judgment on you. You might be told,
You have great taste in musicOr it might conclude,
You are a denizen, a cultural and musical gatekeeper and tastemaker.
You have awful taste in music
You're awful. We don't have time for you and your blanket praise of terrible music.